Sign at Zeb's General Store:

No Smoking.
If you are smoking, we will assume that you are
on fire and take appropriate action.



Anonymous said...

Gotta love New England! A little surprised that this sign is the worst one you found. I am sure if you look harder you will find more comical ones!!

Susan said...

The signs, they are plentiful here, that's for sure! That one was my favorite... perhaps it was the crotchity old man by the door who looked like the inventer and carrier-outer of this sign that made me laugh hysterically when I saw it. That or the 8-hour car trip we had just endured.

Jacqueline said...

it's funny how a long time in an enclosed space can make stuff seem funny.....

for example: Fort Payne, Alabama. 'nuff said.

P.S. my word verification is: xwxqmbvw. correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's not a word.