thankful my hips are size "child-bearing"

BG owns this model electric shaver:

which, when in self cleaning mode, randomly shakes itself and makes a noise that could only be described as "pissed off, mating dinosaur":

A sound, which, when one is lost in thought, er, facilitating herself, might cause one to fall through the ring on which she is daintily perched. Provided, of course, that ones backside is not a considerable asset.

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1 comment:

Jacqueline said...

I have no comment. Only laughter. I am laughing so hard that I have had to retype this comment 10 times.